I think boxing is an incredible sport and I would like to see it really become regulated because I think it could bring back a lot of the past.

You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like you didn't know it?

My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And they're competitive with illness: I have a cold. I wish I had a cold! I don't even have sinuses anymore.

My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you?

I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get paid. People were not exactly surprised to see me going in the field.

Werewolves never joke about age, ” he said solemnly.“Why not?”Connor shrugged, a smile teasing his lips. “I dunno, ” he finally admitted. “I just thought it sounded good.

There never was a man who could sit down and say: 'Now I am going to be the first man to write.

Men should be judged not by their tint of skin, the gods they serve, the vintage they drink, nor by the way they fight, or love, or sin, but by the quality of the thought they think.

Some days are better than others ... It's been a long journey, but we're starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel now.

There is no such thing as a reluctant star.

When a person's last response was Saumensch or Saukerl or Arschloch, you knew you had them beaten.

If you wait until you have to change, you may have waited too long.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

God prefers your health, and your obedience, to your penance.

It is to the middle-class we must look for the safety of England.