I think calling it climate change is rather limiting. I would rather call it the everything change.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

You will seek Creator, you find Him.

To engage with criticism, is on some level, a validation of that which otherwise would go unnoticed.

Two went to pray? Better to say one went to brag the other to pray.

To be renewed is everything. What more could one ask for than to have one's youth back again?

I think of how perhaps the best way to fly would be with hands full of earth, so you always remember where you came from.

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

You've taxed too much, borrowed too much and are a roadblock to reform.

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

Changes made by management today make no improvement.

There's always that seventh-grade girl who looks like she's 25. And you're like, How do you do it? How do you do it, Sarah Jaxheimer?Why is your hair always so shiny?!