I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

With a modest amount of looks and talent and more than a modicum of serendipity, I've managed to stretch my 15 minutes of fame into more than half a century of good fortune.

Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream.

It was clear from the beginning that I was going to be a musician.

Paul Scholes is my favourite player. He epitomises the spirit of Manchester United and everything that is good about football.

It took seven years from the day I decided I wanted to write fiction to actually getting a book published.

They still believe in God, the family, angels, witches, goblins, logic, clarity, punctuation, and other obsolete stuff.

I'm a very spiritual person and proud of my Mormon roots.

At the same time, African aims to intensify cooperation with China in the fields of trade, investment and agriculture.

Climbing is individual thing, it's a reflection of yourself. When you put up a route you're looking at yourself. If you chisel holds, it's your responsibility, nobody else's.

A mere literary man is a dull man; a man who is solely a man of business is a selfish man; but when literature and commerce are united, they make a respectable man.