I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?

One day she asked me: "Is this love?" I said: "If this is not love, then love is nothing!

Zizi was young and often confused about how to live his life, and when he made a choice he clung to it with fierce resolve, as if to beat his uncertainty into submission.

I had a national and international reputation. I had written the history and articles. So I brought to the Trotskyist movement some international reputation.

God specializes in impossible situations.

Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it.

Who are you?' I didn't understand the question. I'm Uri', he said. 'What's your name?' I gave him my name. 'Stopthief.

I am interested in the gap between what people say and what they think - the undiscovered world of people's lives. Lives of quiet desperation.

A man is not moral because he is obedient through fear or ignorance. Morality lives in the realm of perceived obligation.

Don't accept that others know you better than you know yourself.