I think comedy is funnier when it's real.

I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done.

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. It's just genetic.

Obviously I've gone out of my way in my career to not look good, so it's always nice to, every once in a while, get the opposite going.

It's easy for people to strike if they're not working on a regular basis.

I love Tig Notaro; I just think she's so awesome.

I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.

I feel like I'm the luckiest actress in the world.

I do have a lot of female friends who are stand-ups and also women who are actresses and also happen to have an act.

I cannot believe that in all the years that there have been female stand-ups, there has never been a show just for them.

Well, one of the things I love about 'The Office' is that it has so much heart.

Don’t be bound by the past and its failures. But don’t forget its lessons either.

Carve out and claim the time to care for yourself and kindle your own fire.

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

I hate to compare anything, especially while I'm promoting. I feel that's another disrespect, but 'Ocean's 13' is the best movie I've ever done in my life. No question.

I am too easily contented with a slight and almost animal happiness. My happiness is a good deal like that of the woodchucks.

It's a real gift when you find someone to share your life with.

I didn't even know what the feeling was, really, just that there was a lot of it.

Americans are now certifiably insane. They are crazy. They are suffering a mass psychosis. They have lost their own ability to discern right from wrong.

I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink.

Deep learning doesn't shine.