I think comedy's often the little and the large, isn't it?

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

If you are expecting something in return for your love, you are not loving truly.

The Lord did nothing either of himself or through his apostles without his Father, with whom he is united; so too, you should undertake nothing without the bishop and the presbyters priests.

The real is only one realization of the possible.

I believe you can't be an actor if you haven't had the feeling of being abandoned as a child.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy.

Rachel delivered it like an official pronouncement. Like she was one of the fairies gifting Sleeping Beauty's christening: Beauty. Intelligence. Heterosexual.

Skateboarding doesn't make you a skateboarder; not being able to stop skateboarding makes you a skateboarder.

We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.

I don't see any violence at Trump rallies.

Many ingenious lovely things are gone / That seemed sheer miracle to the multitude.