I think e-books are terrific in their own right. I love being able to get on a plane and basically carry around seven books and it weigh 10 ounces.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

If you don't believe in God, then the God concept is a great placeholder for everything we don't know, which is exponentially more than we do know.

Do not rummage through your thought’s drawer because you will be ever more disorientated than they are.

Not to engage in the pursuit of ideas is to live like ants instead of like men.

Crypto will not be broken, it will be bypassed

Remember it's all just a mirror we made to see ourselves in.

Amazing what the application of a knitting needle could do for one's manners.

I was always suspicious and looking over my shoulder because that's how I was raised.

The more you forget yourself, the more Jesus will think of you.

I tried to write with someone else once before, but it was not successful.

A tax cut to compensate for a tax increase is not a cut - it's a con.