I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

In a war, the first casualty is human dignity.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

The thing I always say to people is this: 'If you avoid failure, you also avoid success.'

When I'm writing, I like to seal everything off and face the wall, not to look outside the window. The only way out is through the sentences.

I think perhaps the greatest book ever written was Ulysses by James Joyce.

The Conservative party, the modern Conservative party, is on the side of people who want to work hard and get on.

Make sure to answer these (3) empowering questions everyday (preferably in writing): Q1-What am I grateful for? Q2-What am I proud of? Q3-What results am I committed to creating today? -> Start now!

Mr. Knightley seemed to be trying not to smile; and succeeded without difficulty, upon Mrs. Elton's beginning to talk to him.

Loving souls are like paupers. They live on what is given them.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?