I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

I’ve always thought that the best moments can come from the worst times.

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

In this world of hate there has to be a light Be that light and spread some love Maybe this day the youth can make a difference, No more hate!

I'm not the most emotionally attuned guy in the world. My wife says that me writing about emotion is like Gandhi writing about gluttony.

School just speeds things up... Without school it might take 70 years before you wake up and are able to count.

Had we taken all of Iraq, we would have been like a dinosaur in the tar pit - we would still be there, and we, not the United Nations, would be bearing the costs of that occupation.

no one bears witness for the witness

Have a vision. Communicate it clearly. Pick the right people and put them in the right jobs.

You can journey to the ends of the earth in search of success, but if you’re lucky, you will discover happiness in your own backyard.