I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Be good to yourself.

If wish to be free from evil of sin, we must study the Scriptures.

God has blessed you when he lets you believe in somebody.

I'd be quite excited to play somebody British.

Be more grateful, and less worried.

The good thing about 'SNL' is that it's the same people every week that you're working with, and we've all become so close and tight because we've worked together so long and so closely together.

A person cannot grow up through happiness. Happiness makes a person shallow. It is only through suffering that we grow up, transform, and come to a better understanding of life.

Live Like a Narnian: Christian Discipleship in C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles

My desire to experiment comes from my attention-deficit approach to cosmetics. I just get really bored, really easily.

It's just such a pleasure to bring a talent you respect to the world.