I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

Anytime I was denying my inner self, I knew absolutely nothing.

Political cynicism, disengagement, democratic decadence — call it what you will — is too often an excuse for physical and intellectual laziness.

I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like.

There's a pretty good chance that you're going to go down when you're on a motorcycle or if you're sky diving or whatever, but that happened before I even got this job, and I haven't sky dived since.

I want to limit the effects of the power of donors, no question about it.

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.

I meet with people all day long.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

Schizophrenia demons live in my head.