I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

The highest wisdom is to know that you know nothing.

Small men, seeking great wealth or power, have too often and too long turned even the highest levels of public service into mere personal opportunity.

I do think that when you make repeated mistakes, it's usually because you're just not coming to grips with something.

Desires dictate our priorities, priorities shape our choices, and choices determine our actions.

As the pressure of population increasingly regiments us and crowds us closer together, an association with the wild, winged freedom of the birds will fill an ever growing need in our lives.

Successful families try to work together toward solutions instead of resorting to criticism and contention.

Truthfulness is godliness.

Awareness is the key. Do we see the stories that we're telling ourselves and question their validity?

I ordered a soda - caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors. They brought me a glass of water.

To say the truth, so Judas kissed his master And cried, 'All hail!' when as he meant all harm.