I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression.

Self-worth and financial worth become indistinguishable.

I don't make the stereotypes, I just see them.

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.

I DJ and I'm a harsh critic of DJs.

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.

I'm not a media darling. I'm forever the outsider, for whatever the reason is.

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life.

I do a lot of cultural material that's based on my traveling around the world. I basically just report what I've seen and where I've been.

Be unwilling to lose.

..we'll deal with it, because the good outweighs the bad.

Get a shot of love to prevent the infection called depression.

Poor are those who have eyes but cannot see... ☥

We see very few people who are satisfied. They say that the only ones who are really happy are the enlightened or the fools.

Clapton asked my brother to play on his record. I thought that was the most wonderful thing in the world.

I am definitely someone who needs to take a second by myself and stretch and breathe before a show.

The mark of a successful organization isn't whether or not it has problems, its whether it has the same problems it had last year.

For the provision of God constantly to be at work in our lives we must activate the laws of God.

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.