I think, if I had a dad, I would have went the normal college route. I'm so stoked my life panned out how it was.

I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties.

The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a -- white tee.

I'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying.

I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup

I sold my soul to the devil. Lucifer will have my soul.

Listen deeper than the music before you put it in the box.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I like my raps but I'm never too happy with some of 'em because I feel like they could be better. But every time I hear my flow on that song I wow myself.

Golf Media is basically my brain in one place. It does just about everything except cure asthma. If you find an app that cures asthma, definitely let me know.

Wayne's cool. I ran into him at my hangout back home, and he's just cool. I actually have this beat that I want him on, but I was too scared to get it to Clancy to get to them, but Wayne's cool.

Life often presents you with difficult choices. But who made up the rules? Why choose at all?

Morality binds people into groups. It gives us tribalism, it gives us genocide, war, and politics. But it also gives us heroism, altruism, and sainthood.

They say an actor is only as good as his parts. Well, my parts have done me pretty well, darling.

The greatest gift one can give is thanksgiving. In giving gifts, we give what we can spare, but in giving thanks we give ourselves.

It is harder to cut our gains than to cut our losses.

Waves, once they land on the beach, are not reversible.

There is nothing which one regards so much with an eye of mirth and pity as innocence when it has in it a dash of folly.

You spoke the truth, Percy Jackson. You are nothing like... like Hercules. I am honored that you carry this sword.

I think a lot of American poets are swimming-pool Soviets. A lot of them have taken the comfortable, self-protective route too often. I know that I certainly have. That's easy to do.

You marry at the level of your own psychological health.