I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Avner had lived too long and become too canny to claim the crown of Israel for himself.

A perfect love is not all about devotion and loyalty, it is understanding little tiny things.

How was she to tie herself to a man without permitting him to imprison her? And was there some means of acquiring things without those things possessing her?

I always have to go out to work even if it's just a desk somewhere or an office or the British Library.

The celebrated painter Gainsborough got as much pleasure from seeing violins as from hearing them.

I think our strength is this strong relationship we have all together.

Shoot you on the front porch and knock you to the back yard.

It is unlikely that God's plan for the universe includes making you rich.

By passing into the psychedelic phase, the space-faring phase, the entire species is passing into adolescence.

Everyone plays their own crucial part towards the film.