I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

There comes a time in every woman's life where she will decide to eat cookie dough. It is when and how that truly defines her.

Humility in furs is better than pride in tunics.

It was true, she thought, that the big things awe us but the little things touch us.

Well, I was sort of a jack-of-all-trades in show business for a long time. I was a singer and a dancer and then I got a job as an actor.

Everything really needs to be paraben-free for me. I mean, because if I’m going to smoke cigarettes, then I need to be aware of all the other bullshit I’m putting into my body.

I want people to understand and recognize that when it comes to dating, you're not as crazy as you think you are. Everyone needs love. We need it like air or water. We just don't know how to get it.

Brooks Robinson belongs in a higher league.

I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.

There is no hierarchy in Japanese Buddhist poetry.

Knowing another is endless,' Shepherd had written; 'The thing to be known grows with the knowing.