I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

Your company culture is made up of the family rules ofyour business that establish consistent expectations among all.

They have both loved you with a child’s love, and now a man’s. It is the child’s love that holds you together . . . cemented by the moments you shared with them that they treasure most.

I crave the simple life. A life where all I need is love and you.

I am the only real truth I know.

If you cannot learn to love real art, at least learn to hate sham art and reject it.

If I am a thief, it's because of private property.

Rules and regulations, who needs them. Open up the door, we can change the world.

Well, I don't need protection One life begins, another dies Bad timing I won't last

As I moved to less and less diverse places in my life, I realized that white people dont talk about race amongst themselves!

Character is the glue that bonds solid and meaningful relationships