I think, if you've got children, that's your life. Your 'showbiz' life, if you want to call it that, is a separate thing, and it isn't everything to me.

I think it's almost an indulgence to focus on the dark side of things. And as you get older, you want to focus on the positive.

There are some people who only know me for cornflakes ads, and that's fine. I have a charmed life.

I'm prone to a more depressed outlook on life.

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.

I don't think any of my kids would have a good word to say about me. I think they deny that they even know me. At school, they pretend they are Anton du Beke's kids.

I just look like someone with a long face. Not just A. P. McCoy himself, but some of the horses he rides.

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.

I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a delight.

I still have lots of friends from my pre-success days.

If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.

Choosing friends based on how much money they have is like betting on a horse because you like its saddle.

You can't take away something she never fully had. She may have been promised to me, but my heart will never belong to her!

I showed that privacy was an implicit right in Jewish law, probably going back to the second or third century, when it was elaborated on in a legal way.

Don't listen to the person who has the answers; listen to the person who has the questions.

And my father always took me to the library. We were both book addicts.

If you think humans are meat-eaters then try eating the animal raw like every other meat-eater on the planet. If something is not palatable in its raw state then you probably shouldn't be eating it.

What a scandal, if I die. Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself, get a little headline news.

If you aren't the chairman of Manchester United, Real Madrid or AC Milan, I'll get back to you later.

Tis often seen Adoption strives with nature; and choice breeds A native slip to us from foreign lands.