I think individual people are interesting, not really groups of people.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

What a shame. One loses so much when one can't forgive.

There's no such thing as a self-made man. I've had much help and have found that if you are willing to work, many people are willing to help you.

Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my husband, my friends or my dog, I am watching Court TV

My mom used to tell me: It's not what you weigh; it's what you look like.

Christ is the meat, the bread, the food of our souls. Nothing is in him of a higher spiritual nourishment than his love, which we should always desire.

The morning time is also a time when I look at what I did yesterday. That's often a jumping-off point for today.

When we travel, we are like a film at the moment of exposure; it is memory that will develop it.

Knowledge of the means to express our emotion is essential- and is acquired only after a very long experience.

We live in a time of excess - excess population, excess information.