I think it is more a cautiousness that protects me from enthusiasm about things. I tend not to get excited. People perceive it as a scowl, which is fair enough.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

I love you. It hurts more than anything ever has, but I do. So don't you dare tell me I don't. Don't you ever say it again!

What do I believe that I deserve in this life?

The racing driver needs to be fed a diet of other racing drivers.

We might die from medication but we sure killed all the pain

Who often reads, will sometimes wish to write.

I have a million acquaintances but just two or three true friends. I can't hide anything from them.

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

The heart should be cultivated with more assiduity than the head.

Human beings are still fish.

I've given up reading the papers. Since the world's so obviously bent on killing itself, I decided months ago to sit back and let it.