I think it jumps generations. You get a screwball in one, and then the next one is straight, then you get a screwball. My grandmother was goofy, my mother was straight.

You can't make people change, but the organizers of WorldFest hope that people consider being vegetarian for both moral and health reasons

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

I like being in a recording studio. I like watching a song go from the simplicity of the original music.

Through literacy you can begin to see the universe. Through music you can reach anybody. Between the two there is you, unstoppable.

I don't want to see old people doing rap or rock and roll. It makes me cringe.

When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies.

I collect stuffed animals, and toy stores make me happy.

Insignificant events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically nothing.

When you get older, it's not about what you did that you regret, it's what you didn't do.

It's really a drag to sit around when you're old, and think, 'Ah, gee, I never went to France.' Go to France. Life is very short; you've got to pack it all in there.

Only if we understand our past, can we move forward to a brighter future.

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

We have to agree beforehand to divide the funniest lines between us. But Tina [Fey] is so brilliant that I just love every moment working with her and also just hanging out together as friends.

Everything comes out of what works for me.

I realize then that it's not enough to know what someone is called. You have to know who they are.

If you want to learn about the whole government and how it operates, the Appropriations Committee is the best place to learn it.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

Life is nothing to be very serious about. Life is a ball in your hands to play with. Don’t hold on to the ball.

Let’s be clear about this. The rejection of the constitution was a mistake that will have to be corrected.

You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.