I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of what it was like to be a kid, where everything is carefree and fun.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

If bread is the first necessity of life, recreation is a close second.

When single shines the triple sun, What was sundered and undoneShall be whole, the two made oneBy Gelfling hand, or else by none.

One reason to fashion a story is to lift a grudge.

I find that most people [in social media] just want me to say "happy birthday" to their mom or wish them good luck with their exams.

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.

Any man that can't find what he is looking for in a thousand women is really looking for a boy.

Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.

If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and for earning money.

My parents think I'm better under pressure.

I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.