I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

Going outside is highly overrated.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.

Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari games as a kid, so at some point in my 20s I decided I was going to own all of them.

You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.

I've heard Stephen King say that when you write a novel you end up revealing everything about yourself.

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?

I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.

Labor is sacrificed on the inflation rates altar of oblation.

When you've got the money, you spend it. When you've spent it all, let someone else get going and spend theirs.

The role of the storyteller is to awaken the storyteller in others.

In the vast majority of businesses, there is simply no such thing as “the best.”

The only way to do something in depth is to work hard. The moment you start being in love with what you're doing, and thinking it's beautiful or rich, then you're in danger.

I think that the consciousness of passion makes you act very differently.

Naming a transition team varies with the intentions of the candidate; some candidates have been careful to name a transition team as much as a year in advance.

My problem with public sector union leaders, the bosses, has been they stood in the way of protecting the taxpayer.

Rather than thinking to build, build to think.