I think it's absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisation I do not understand.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements

Respect the colony as an organism rather than a mechanism with interchangeable parts.

Although enlightened people know that an extreme phobia wasn't a form of madness, hey could not help but regard it as odd.

Even if it were proven that God didn't exist, Religion would still be Saintly and Divine.

I'm not compromising myself in any way, I love just doing whatever I want and showing people it's real.

I work three days at home, and two days in the British Library or the London Library, just to get out of the house and hide from the children.

Sometimes people, their creative drive comes from an energy to try to heal themselves.

I think, team first. It allows me to succeed, it allows my team to succeed.

Scientists have a second brain where other people have their hearts.

I wasn't a naturally confident, extravert, outgoing person.