I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.

Growing up I had a lot of really negative energy in my life from people that were in my life, so I know to how to stand up for myself.

I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.

I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.

Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be.

I have a dark sense of humor.

If you're thinking about it, then stop. Because it could be the reason you're having a tough day.

But without a need, even the finest piece of beef is merely a piece of dead bull is it not?

Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes.

It is a blind goose that cometh to the fox's sermon.

When we get in late and the only thing open is fast food, it can be tough to maintain a healthy diet.

The rich have a passion for bargains as lively as it is pointless.

I simply think there's life after movies. I have to adhere to this philosophy, and therefore I like other things, and I have other passions. None are as big as movie-making, but they exist.

Certain people just go home and veg out, certain people go travel the world and certain people are like, "Screw this, I'm going to work the entire time."

My experience of the world is that things left to themselves don't get right.

A caged canary is safe but not free.