I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

Anyone who develop his talent and or gifts will become an essential commodity.

Next time I will ...""From now on I will ..."- What makes me think I am wiser today than I will be tomorrow?

You marry somebody you love everything about them. You grow to learn about them. You never learn everything.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

If you know only one language, you're a prisoner, stuck in the tyranny of that one language.

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies.

A love story - your own, or anyone else's - is interior, hidden. It can never be accurately reported, only imagined. It is all dreams and invention. It's guesswork.

When I was three years old I was taken with my family to a little town in Western Minnesota, where I lived a more or less vapid and ordinary life until I was ten.

In love there is no status quo.

I dreamed of being very attracted to my future husband, and I'm extremely attracted to him. I dreamed of having lots of fun together and being able to be goofy and be accepted, that's all there.