I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.

I think we have to safeguard ourselves against people who are a menace to others, quite apart from what may have motivated their deeds.

There's a huge raft of roles that actors in our culture perform, and you can see any one of about three Hamlets in a year. It's not something to be completely daunted by.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

Once she was out of the car and gone, my world was suddenly hollow and meaningless.

Rapport equals trust plus comfort.

There is a day of sunny rest For every dark and troubled night; And grief may hide an evening guest, But joy shall come with early light.