I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly!

If you're into social justice it's hard not to be on black people's side.

Whoever has the most at stake should have the most power.

The rules may seem obvious but when you think about them they're not. For somebody who has my job they're not as obvious as one would think.

The victory of the show is in the writing. Coming up with sketches and stand-up bits. The rest is just hitting buttons on a machine more or less.

When I say the n-word, black people are clear that I'm on their side. And it's not disingenuous - I am on black people's side, clearly.

People get way too much credit at funerals.

[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique, and he has an amazing comedy mind.

Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot."

I guess I like people doing roasts in public. That's my thing.

I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that joke it gets five percent less of a laugh.

Christmas is about change. It’s a time we open our hearts before we open our presents.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

There was a very consistent creation of a virtual reality, and eventually it collided with our old-fashioned, ordinary reality.

all griefs, when there is no bitterness in them, are soothed down by time.

Be true! Be true! Be true! Show freely to the world, if not your worst, yet some trait whereby the worst may be inferred!

In the struggle for the soul of American Jewry, the Orthodox model has triumphed.

Attachment is the root of all suffering.

The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance, be thine in great revenue!

I liked quantum mechanics very much. The subject was hard to understand but easy to apply to a large number of interesting problems.