I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

When I was growing up in the 1960s, there was starting to be more books geared towards young adults.

It was clear from the beginning that I was going to be a musician.

Go for the burn! Sweat!

These tanks were like a good rent-a-car.

For to be idle is to become a stranger unto the seasons, and to step out of life’s procession that marches in majesty and proud submission towards the infinite.

Never depend upon institutions or government to solve any problem. All social movements are founded by, guided by, motivated and seen through by the passion of individuals.

All history and art are against us, but we still expect happiness in love.

After all the statistics and calculations are formulated, the one element that breathes life into marketing is good design.

Sprigs of plum by the corner of the wall Are blooming alone in the cold; If not for the subtle fragrance drifting over Who could tell this from snow on the boughs.

The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.