I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Love is like a chill, it touches your heart, fills your mind, and makes you kind.

Art is the daughter of freedom.

The success of the Rat Pack or the Clan was due to the camaraderie, the three guys who work together and kid each other and love each other.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Write it down in your own handwriting.

I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.

This uneasiness comes over me from time to time, and I feel as if I've somehow been pieced together from two different puzzles.

Forgiveness is like a great act of compassion. That it was done not because someone deserved it, but because they needed it.

Enlightenment is the only real antidote to the world's despair.

I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.