I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

You have to see your unimportance before you can see your importance and your significance to the world.

I am for an art of things lost or thrown away. . . I am for an art that one smokes like a cigarette. . . I am for an art that flutters like a flag.

A half-starved limping government, always moving upon crutches and tottering at every step.

The common question that gets asked in business is, why? That’s a good question, but an equally valid question is, why not?

I approach writing stories as a recorder. I think of my role as some kind of reporting device - recording and projecting.

Eloquence is heard; poetry is overheard ... All poetry is of the nature of the soliloquy.

When I talk to teachers they tell me the things they'd most like from any government are a reduction in bureaucracy, support to help ensure good discipline and a reformed Ofsted.

I'm attracted to roles where I don't have to wear makeup.

I"ve learned that I must find positive outlets for anger or it will destroy me.