I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people laugh.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

The best way to earn paradise in the afterlife is to create it in your life and in the life of your neighbor

Our challenge is more of ignorance than stupidity. Having informed decisions most of us will make reasonable decisions.

You need to remember that. If you’re to have decent lives, you have to know who you are and what lies ahead of you, every one of you.

If you are not dead, then there is hope. get up and go conquer the world.

I knew we needed a weapon to break through to the US market, and it had to be something different, something that nobody else was making.

The foolish big boys who fight with their toys are so sadly silly.

The Church is a perpetual construction site.

In the technical realm, we repeatedly enter into a series of social contracts, the terms of which are revealed only after the signing.

Every weekend in history has worked for movies if the movie connects.