I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.

The dream is a definite possibility.

Solitude, the joy of being alone, stems from, as well as promotes, a state of maturity and inner richness.

Too many people just eat to consume calories. Try dining for a change.

By 17, I had a whole band that would go in and play. It was called Spontaneous Inventions, after a Bobby McFerrin album.

I've been a leader practically my whole life. I don't know what it is to follow.

Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God.

I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

Never can true courage dwell with them, Who, playing tricks with conscience, dare not look At their own vices.

"You're next, after the feather dancers." And you had to get their attention, because otherwise people would go, "Oh, a poet." You really have to learn.

One of the greatest gifts a parent can give a child is to help them find their talents.