I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

I felt like I belonged to an ancient tradition of all young people given this same task of finding their own ways through to the futures they wanted for themselves.

God desires that through us the ones who do not know him will be convinced

Never stop looking, no matter where you are, everywhere there are good photographs

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.

Let goodness go with the doing.

I feel nowadays that both women and men are embracing their individuality rather than being defined by gender roles.

I truly miss the genius of the music of John Lennon, as I'm sure everybody does.

There will never be anything more exciting or wonderful than being close to God.

Without common sense, all thine efforts are in vain.

There is a tide in the affairs of men