I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Love and Hate are two of the most used, abused, and misused words of mankind.

What, to many, passes for thought, is usually a compound of prejudice, desire, and whim.

The presidency does not yield to definition. Like the glory of a morning sunrise it can be experienced - it can not be told.

Twilight - a time of pause when nature changes her guard. All living things would fade and die from too much light or too much dark, if twilight were not.

Vets do what doctors used to - diagnose the injury or the condition, patch it up as best they can and remind you that these things happen and that in life we are also in the midst of death.

Far from a Harvard student, just had the balls to do it

All over the world when you test men and women for facial cue recognition, women test... better. Its a negotiation tool.

As much as we all talk about the future and how so many things are merging, there is a simplicity that is crucial.

It is more blessed to give than to receive, and therefore less blessed to receive than to give.

There's a tear in his eye that refuses to fall. If it would land on me, that would say it all.