I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I knew I could always earn money from a job. What I didn’t know was could I extend the dream of writing beyond my trip?

I don't care whose son he is. I won't go belly-up like a timid pup. If he's fool enough to take a poke at me, I'll snap the finger clean off that does the poking.

Cruelty is the surest sign of stupidity.

If you want others to be happy practice compassion. If you want to be happy practice compassion.

We should think of a photographer as a Samurai who makes rituals, moves and gestures in order to develop his techniques and his instinct.

Complete happiness can look so much like complete terror that it's hard to tell them apart.

At this point in my life, I like the security of a job, while still having time for my young son and to pursue other creative work.

The key to all strange things is in thy heart..../ My spirit has come home, that sailed the doubtful seas.

For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.