I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture.

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Crystals amplify the consciousness.

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. It's where all the fruit is.

I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.

A lot of directors prefer the solitude of the editing process, but I revel in the craziness of what a film set is.

Praise invariably implies a reference to a higher standard.

I tend to write a lot, which I think is the secret to being prolific.

I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

Success is more a part of who you are, than anything outside of you.

Much of your pain is self-chosen.

What is the environmental platform of the Republican party? I don't know either.

The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

People in New York love having roof parties.