I think one of the most difficult things for anyone who's played baseball is to accept the fact that maybe the players today are playing just as well as ever.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

Solo homers usually come with no one on base.

Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs

A friend gives me an abusive word and a stranger does the same!!!! Huge difference, coz what matters is WHO said IT!!!!!

...what she had been waiting to see on someone else's face was not empathy but the companionship of unmitigated suffering...

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,His wife could eat no lean. A real sweet pair of neurotics.

Where there is no strength of mind there can be no strength of soul.

It's a sensible rule that says before you get a mortgage it should be checked whether you can afford it.

All my life I've been looking for diversity

As when, O lady mine, With chiselled touch, The stone unhewn and cold, Becomes a living mould, The more the marble wastes, The more the statue grows.

I'd stop the world from spinning for you

I cook everything. I love Mediterranean cooking, I love Asian cooking. I do lots of Japanese noodles.

It is not the responsibility of the language to force good looking code, but the language should make good looking code possible.