I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

I don't have hate in my heart. I don't hate any person, place or thing...but I hate the Yankees.

I am the first to admit my iPad is the coolest thing in the world, but when we can be in a room together and really connect, or leave the gadgets home and go for a hike, then I'm happy.

A brick layer, lays bricks... I'm an Actor, that's what I do.

Patience has never been my strong suit.

I'm a workaholic. I could easily work 300-plus days of the year.

The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.

Well, the clown suit is a riot, too.

I usually work from the inside out but sometimes in comedy it's fun to work from the outside in.

Some people have questioned whether or not I can play a nice guy. Sometimes you can't win for losing.

The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them.

Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.

He had an image in his mind of a gaggle of long-necked geese, all done up in petticoats and crinolines, sitting around a stuffy parlor and talking about him.

Writer's block: when your imaginary friends stop talking to you.

Everyone wears an invisible sign that reads "Notice me. Make me feel important."

The idea of stardom was difficult to grasp. It was like being schizophrenic; there was her, the woman on television, and the real me.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

For many of us who were born and raised in this country, including me, it's sometimes easy to forget how special America really is.

If you don’t intend having a compromise, you don’t negotiate at all.

What it comes down to is that modern society discriminates against the right hemisphere.

My will enkindled by mine eyes and ears, Two traded pilots 'twixt the dangerous shores Of will and judgment.