I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."]

Everyone you meet is an aspect of the gods and has a lesson to teach you.

just find your way, like a river settling into its bed, and the sigh of the wind over a lake, light but restful... content with the joy in the arc of an arm throwing a ball for a dog to fetch

If you don't make peace with your own mortality, you'll never know what it's like to truly be alive.

It's not the load that breaks you down it's the way you carry it.

Self-Criticism is the secret weapon of democracy, and candor and confession are good for the political soul.

Almost everything, if one keeps one's eyes open, is potential material for painting.

I stopped asking a long time ago, "why would you want me to play that?" I'm an actor. That's what I do.

I came to love, I came into my own.

It was lovely when you found students who responded to things you were enthusiastic about.