I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

...what else would a poet priest do on an endless night, but write of love?...

It's amazing: I am a New Yorker. It's strange I never thought I would be.

Falling in love is something that happens to us, being is love is something we do. No passion is self preservatory.

We were now arrived at the close of our solitary journeyings along the St. Joseph's trail.

If someone really wants to hurt you, they'll find a way whatever. I don't want to live my life worrying about it.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

Fiction that isn't an author's personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn't worth writing for anything but money.

These devils find a way to get at'cha. All it takes is some green and your face on the screen.

I have always noticed that people only think you are stupid if you do things differently from them.

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet.