I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.

With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible.

I gotta look out for my band mates. - Tea

I guess that’s what growing up is. Saying good-by to a lot of things. Sometimes it is easy and sometimes it isn’t. But it is all right.

I am speaking of something deeper. I am speaking of everything a being can give another. This is what I offer you. I offer myself.

I'd like to see a world free of strife, stress, pain, hunger, war - a cool place where everyone could live.

What do you believe in?--In this, that the weights of all things must be determined anew.

When all beliefs are challenged together, the just and necessary ones have a chance to step forward and re-establish themselves alone.

You've gut to git up airly Ef you want to take in God.

Why should he who is scared be careful?

And what is good, Phaedrus, And what is not good— Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?

When you have a big problem to solve, break it down to smaller ones first.