I think people love to attach themselves to the idea of an overnight success. That may be true about me.

People fall in love with a person, not a gender or an age.

Buy my album because... it's the kind of music you can be friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this.

There's nothing more badass than being who you are.

Hope for everything, expect nothing.

My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.

My biggest fear? My biggest fear would be turning into an inanimate object.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If I like it, I don't feel guilty about it

Never let what is popular actually define your taste or interests.

The power of a smile goes a long way. My mom taught me that.

Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph.

The beautiful is powerless but always exceeds what frames it, and what always frames it is discourse.

Put the coffee on, bubbles, I'm coming home

Writing Cave means it's Coffee O'Clock...Who am I kidding? It's always Coffee O'Clock!

When the Higher Man does something worthy of admiration, it is an evidence of his Mastership, not the object of it.

In any solid, good relationship, it takes a while to trust someone.

Oh! that we two were Maying Down the stream of the soft spring breeze; Like children with violets playing, In the shade of the whispering trees.

I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.

Take a one way trip down to Larry Land!

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear.

We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.