I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The music in his laughter had a way of rounding off the missing notes in her soul.

I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the h

The Founders intended only to prevent the establishment of a single national denomination, not to restrain public religious expressions.

To change your language you must change your life.

Imagining may be the first step in making it happen, but it takes the real time and real efforts of real people to learn things, make things, turn thoughts into deeds or visions into inventions.

Every time we teach a child something, we keep him from inventing it himself. On the other hand, that which we allow him to discover for himself will remain with him visible for the rest of his life.

I love comics, very much, and I love being alone, but I also love the other part. I love actors, and I love filmed entertainment, and that is not something I plan to turn my back on.

It does matter not if the road ends; find another road!

So much of how you look at yourself in the mirror reflects how you feel about yourself, and how you comport yourself.

My chief joy is to photograph the great in heart, in mind, and in spirit, whether they be famous or humble.