I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

He was the perfectly flawed man.

Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself.

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.

I had Lana and she was the number one player on my team

When a soldier complains of his hard life (or a labourer, etc.) try giving him nothing to do.

Some things which are remote in space and time from a living creature, especially a human creature, may form his environment even more truly than some of the things close to him.

I think once you've allocated an actor to the role that the character will evolve slightly.

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

I wish I felt energetic and could paint all the time, because there are so many paintings I'd like to do.

What's the use of running when you are on the wrong road?