I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

All I need to know I learned from my cat.

There is always time for a nap.

Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food.

It's OK to wear the same thing every day.

Sleeping is very underrated.

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

Don't always come when you're called.

Forget about speech problems just saying the words "brain surgery" sucks the air out of a room.

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head.

Desperate.

The man who is most aggressive in teaching tolerance is the most intolerant of all: he wants a world full of people too timid and ashamed to really disagree with anything.

If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there, ’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.” Matthew 17: 21

I think acting is a mixture of instinct, imagination and inventiveness. All you can learn as an actor is basic technique.

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.

Marriage is a religious and state issue.

I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show.

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.

One good step breeds another one.

Don't be afraid of new ideas. Be afraid of old ideas. They keep you where you are and stop you from growing and moving forward. Concentrate on where you want to go, not on what you fear.