I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old.

One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. D.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human.

The one thing women love more than money is power.

There is a root to every action, which is really a reaction to what is going on inside of us.

Excellence is a high quality, that delivers the gold nugget of success.

She believed in nothing. Only her scepticism kept her from being an atheist.

There are a few rules in investigations, and one is to never cringe at the person’s appearance that you’re about to pump for info.

I think that of my 21 symphonies, each has its own place.

Until you look forward to all criticism, your Work's not done.

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Weird love's better than no love at all.

I like organizing things. I like organizing my closets, so that I know where everything is. And and I used to color code it.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.