I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

Life isn't a book. There's no guarantee of a happy ending.

I personally find that for domestic purposes, the Trivial Pursuit system works better than Dewey.

God seldom gives us all we need in order to understand, but He always gives us all we need to obey.

A positive attitude may not solve all our problems but that is the only option we have if we want to get out of problems.-Subodh Gupta author "Stress Management a holistic approach -5 steps plan".

The enterprise of America precedes that of Europe, as the industry of England precedes that of the rest of Europe.

Human life is a continuous thread which each of us spins to his own pattern, rich and complex in meaning. There are no natural knots in it. Yet knots form, nearly always in adolescence.

Marriage isn't a tram. It doesn't have to get anywhere.

We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.

I've been calling plays in the huddle since I was seven.

Honour both spirit and form, the sentiment within as well as the symbol without.