I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The bravest thing I ever did was leave there. The next bravest thing I did was come back, to make myself heard.

Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us but is always the result of a good conscience good health occupation and freedom in all just pursuits.

I love art, I collect mostly modern art.

I have always used emotion as a writing tool. That goes back to me being on the stage

The problems of all of humanity can only be solved by all of humanity

You can't have a great university without a great library.

We cannot always cry at the right time and who is to say which time is right?

Brands always mean something. If you don't define what the brand means, your competitors will

There are many occasions when the highest praise one can receive is the attack of some given scoundrel.

The last thing Texas women need in their lives is Greg Abbott.