I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

In any profession, there's a sleazy side and an honorable side

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions

I'm involved in Project ALS which is trying to get money for stem cell research. That's one I've been pretty involved with because if you can cure that, you can cure so many other diseases.

If it's a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands.

Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat.

The critics tend to forget their own answers after a while

Size counts. That's all.

I dont have any blonde friends.

I was obsessed with Elvis Presley when I was little.

It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.

Come as you are. If you are the blackest soul out of hell, trust Christ, and that act of trust shall make you clean.

My whole experience into the sitcom world, it was, like, "This is like theater, this is like film... This is a hybrid of everything I love to do. A live audience and rehearsals and... more food!"

To enslave a people, give them money they didn't earn.

I was a metalhead and then I was into the rap and then I was a metalhead again.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon." Lisa Simpson

Nothing is more essential to the establishment of manners in a State than that all persons employed in places of power and trust must be men of unexceptionable characters.

Time is like a fashionable host That slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand, And with his arm outstretch'd, as he would fly, Grasps in the comer.